Ever since you started Gamemastering the PARANOIA XP roleplaying game, you've struggled to keep up with your players. Right?They always want new Troubleshooter missions in Alpha Complex new ways to compel fear and ignorance new reasons to loathe and suspect their fellow Troubleshooters new methods of dying repeatedly in the most absurdly arbitrary ways. Right?Oh, wait sorry you want all that stuff, not the players. You enjoy having The Computer throw its Troubleshooters into new hose-job no-win deathtrap fiascos, so you work hard to invent the best fiascos you can, work your brains out, all under a crash-priority deadline so you wonder why, why you ever became a Famous Game Designer....Oh, wait sorry again look, let's start over. You, the Gamemaster, want new PARANOIA missions. This supplement, Crash Priority, gives you a bunch of missions. They're creative and funny. Buy them.64 pages.