Why Vote for the Lesser Evil?

It's 1996, and the horrors of the Presidential Campaign are once more upon us. Now you can show your support for the only truly experienced candidate. This Cthulhu for President kit includes: a red, white & blue Cthulhu in '96 button, a postcard of Cthulhu at the White House, a red, white & blue Elder Party window sign, an 8 page book of speeches, posters and other 1996 memorabilia, a red, white & blue Cthulhu for President bumper sticker and a copy of Cthulhu's controversial new vision booklet, "Contract on the Earth."